If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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