did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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