Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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