If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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