MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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