I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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