Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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