OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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