We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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