youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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