David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
