Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Mom said you looked used
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
