nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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