My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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