When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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