Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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