Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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