they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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