she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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