Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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