The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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