just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
