I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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