We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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