i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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