a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Well I just put wine in my tea
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
