i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
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