Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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