after a month anything with tits is on the radar
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Randomize
