why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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