come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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