He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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