you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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