Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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