Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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