I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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