i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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