Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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