I think I died a long time ago.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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