that's an acceptable place to lick
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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