Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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