My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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