I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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