How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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