gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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