He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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