six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Someone shattered a urinal.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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