So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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