I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Text me some of your sweat
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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