I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
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